Geronimo in the Morning

Hey, this is Dave Geronimo...

Hey, this is Dave Geronimo, the newest member of the Castle crew, here to give you a brief bio of my background. And how exactly do I make that entertaining? My story is no different than anyone else in the area. Abandoned by my parents as a toddler in the Australian Outback, I was raised by wild Dingos. The Dingos didn't eat THIS baby!(Seinfeld reference #1), I was found by a couple of hippie flower children backpacking through the outback after following a Neil Diamond tour for an entire summer and raised as their own. Yada, yada, yada.(Seinfeld reference #2.)

I've been in radio my entire life (not counting the six years I took off to "find myself" on a pineapple farm in Bora Bora. Sorry, Mom!), which is somewhat contradictory, since many who know me claim I haven't reached adulthood YET! Now here I am doing the morning show on Z92 5 the Castle, hoping to become King of the Castle, Master of my Domain.(Seinfeld reference #3) Three Seinfeld references in less than 60 seconds, if you're scoring at home. You probably find that either A)Mildly Amusing or B)Fairly Annoying.

Which is exactly what my parents thought of me as a toddler. "This boy is either mildly amusing or fairly annoying. What should we do with him? Leave him with the Dingos. I don't think they'll eat him." Add a few decades, and nothing has changed. I'm mildly amusing and fairly annoying. But, I think I'd like a 2nd opinion on that. "Mr. Geronimo, the Psychiatrist will see you now."

In my off time I'm a huge sports fan. I love to play Tennis and also coach boys and girls high school teams in Flint. I love the NFL, NBA, College Hoops. and College Football. I hope you tune in Geronimo in the morning on Z92 5 and tell your friends about the show. And feel free to call us at (989)729-1 925 during the show. We need your input! Management made me sign an unusual contract in that I don't get a regular salary, but get a nickel for every listener I attract to the Castle. My fate is in your hands. If you don't tune in, it's a life of Ramen Noodles for me!!! Help a brother out!!! Don't make me suffer from malnutrition. Thanks for listening fo Z92 5 the Castle!

Dave Geronimo

P.S. No animals we're harmed in the writing of this bio, although a Black Lab and LabraDoodle Puppy both fell asleep from boredom.