Before he began playing an Upbeat Variety of the 80's, 90's and Now, Bart Matthews:

A) Was famous throughout the South as a moonshiner, bootlegger, and one of the Pioneers of Stock Car Racing.

B) Worked undercover for the F.B.I., helping bring down the Mob under the alias Gus "The Elbow" Marconi.

C) Napped.

D) None of the Above.

Of course, the answer is D. I never got to do any of those cool things.

However, I was an Employee of the Ministry of Finance in Ghana.

Due to recent political upheavals, I am attempting to transfer $27.3 million (U.S.) out of that country.

If you can assist in this transaction, you will be rewarded with a generous portion of those funds.

Please help.

If you can't help, could ya at least tune in Tuesday-Friday nights, from 7 to 11? I'll play an Upbeat Variety of the 80's, 90's and Now... Just for You!